May the Darkness be merciful

no excuses writing meme, askbox version

professorfangirl:

(Nicked from iambickilometer):

drop one of these bad boys in my askbox and i will post, without editing

  • FIRST — the first two sentences of my current project
  • LAST — the most recently written two sentences of my current project
  • NEXT — the next line. meaning i will…

April 24 / 3,766 notes / via / source

FUCKING CAP2 SPOILERS FUCKING EVERYWHERE

IT’S NOT MY FAULT I HAVENT HAD THE CHANCE TO SEE IT YET

April 23 / 2 notes

nico-hulkenbutt:

doctor-ood:




I present you: Eurovision 2013

Eurovision is the best fucking thing in the world ok

April 23 / 53,986 notes / via / source

i havent written any applications in like two months

how do you do this again

April 23

hecklerandkoch:

i wanna wear cute outfits with tons of lace and pretty things but i also wanna be really hardcore and wear a ton of black but mostly i just wear the same pants every day

April 23 / 76,172 notes / via / source
fallenlittlestar replied to your photo: “IS THIS A PICTURE I COULD USE FOR THE JOB APPLICATION????”:
Pretty! It depends what type of job you are applying for.

It’s for a job at a foodstore

And it’s the only picture I’ve found that’s usable…

April 23

It says “Upload a picture of yourself” and then tells me I can add either a .jpg or a .gif

Like, YES, I would very much like to use a gif of myself for my job application

April 23

IS THIS A PICTURE I COULD USE FOR THE JOB APPLICATION????

April 23 / 7 notes

I can’t find a single picture of me to use for the job application I”m currently writing

Either I’m wearing a wig/am in cosplay, or I look weird, or I’m not alone in the picture (as in, it won’t work even if cropped), or it’s from AGES ago

April 23

demonshower:

demonshower:

Nothing is quite as relaxing as a good game of Skyrim

My horse is on fire

April 23 / 10,652 notes / via / source

Earlier today, I sat for a while like this outside, because it reeked of pig shit outside

So mom promptly told me to remove the scarf, because it didnt “smell that bad all the time” 

And then she said I looked like a Moslem (Muslim?) with my scarf like that

April 23

consulting-cannibal:

i hope those pictures of misha and tahmoh on the playground are not only them messing around,

but also cas and gadreel having an important meeting like

image

image

April 23 / 8,911 notes / via / source

karkat-shut-up:

a-great-perhaps-in-a-paper-town:

j-to-rule-the-world:

shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.

thats how you get laid ANYBODY

Literally

Hey who wants to do this with me?

April 23 / 89,117 notes / via / source

Send me two things and I’ll tell you which one I prefer

April 23 / 8,477 notes / via / source
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